25 YEAR PRISON SENTENCE FOR PENIS ENHANCEMENT PRODUCT ‘ENSYTE’ OWNER!
This shit is too funny for words. This guy rips off people for over half a billion dollars telling them his product can increase the size of their penises and of course it doesn’t work, he gets busted and then sentenced to quarter of a century behind bars. That means this asshole won’t get out of stir until we’ve landed on Mars, have flying cars, talking dogs who mispronounce “L’s” and “R’s” and food that comes in pills.
What’s even funnier is that he got to the point he made over half a billion bucks at this scam before the authorities caught him.
What took so fucking long???? They did notice he was selling this shit on every radio show and website and tv station didn’t they? Well anyone with a proven way to make your penis larger would be heralded as the greatest scientist since Enrico Fermi or Albert Einstein. So the first minute his ads appeared why wasn’t he investigated? Why did it take years and over half a billion in loot to figure out this clown was a crook? Simple answer, it was because the authorities knew this guy would bring in tons of loot and they would then confiscate it all on the back end. Do you know how much in interest $500 million makes in a day, week, month, year? it’s a phenomenal amount of money and this guy got away with it for years and for some dumbass reason the cops didn’t notice it until he had ammassed a fortune rivaling that of the world’s elite.
You or I get a parking ticket and we’re late paying for it we’ll end up with a S.W.A.T. team on our asses, but a dude can get away with a half a billion dollar scheme in which he uses mass media to perform and no one notices it right away?
Bullshit.
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This post was written by Kid PIF on August 30, 2008
Half a billion dollars is $500 million, not $500 billion.
Thanks for catching that typo.
You missed the “buck” typo though. Should have read “bucks”.