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Leave Charlie Sheen Aloooone!

PIF — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 16:40:47 +0000

If things aren’t bad enough, the press is all over actor Charlie Sheen.

The dude told them he had gotten off drugs and then in a double drug test proved it. So what he had been partying and enjoying his hard earned money with hot porn star women from his #1 sitcom on television.

He’s making CBS tons of money, putting food on the table, roofs over heads, and clothes on the backs of millions of people worldwide and the media just won’t leave Charlie Sheen alone!

He’s got the right to talk as much shit as he wants to. He earned it. He’s been a hard working actor for decades now and has had major blockbuster movies and top rated tv shows so what the heck is the problem?

The problem is he speaks his mind and to heck with everybody else. That’s what we need more of, celebrities who know how to raise some hell now and then like they did in the old days when real he-men made movies.

So again, leave Charlie Sheen alone!

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Parody: Hitler Gets Mad At Epassporte

PIF — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 02:27:52 +0000

As you might have heard, a company called Epassporte that had a VISA debit card and virtual bank account and was used by lots of people globally, got their customers VISA card accounts frozen. Webmasters, bankers, students, parents all can’t access their money.

People are pissed to say the least but this video, one of the numerous parodies of the movie “Falldown” brings some funny to the picture.

SURFING FOR PORN AT WORK IS STILL POPULAR…D’oh!

PIF — Sun, 30 May 2010 03:14:36 +0000

SURFING FOR PORN AT WORK STILL POPULAR

Here’s a story about porn that is definitely funny. Just think about when you call the office to find out something and the person on the other end is surfing the web for BIG WET ASSES or BIG TIT LACTATING BABES.

You’re standing there waiting for shit to get done and there’s a guy at the office or at the plumber’s or as has been recently discolsed about our own federal government workers, they’re surfing porn!

We’re in a global depression and massive oil spill, Earth is in fucking danger and people aren’t manning their posts but instead are watching people do the nasty!

Now you know why aliens won’t land on the White House Lawn.

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FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOHN EDWARDS’ SEX TAPE

PIF — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 22:44:39 +0000

FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOHN EDWARDS’ SEX TAPE FOUND

Just when you think porn couldn’t get funnier, news arrives that former presidential candidate John Edwards and his mistress Rielle Hunter made a sex video tape while she was pregnant. The video fell into the hands of his aide, former Atlanta mayor, Andrew Young and now the story has broken in a new book.

You just can’t make this shit up can you?

Lightning Strike Brings Lincoln Memorial To Life…Hillary Clinton Saves The Day

PIF — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:57:17 +0000

Lincoln Memorial Comes To Life After Lightning Strike!

This is a funny news story about the Lincoln Memorial coming to life after it got struck by lightning today. Hillary Clinton’s quick thinking saved the day and scores of fleeing tourists.

Click here to read the story.

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PIF — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:41:05 +0000

There are some news stories that just beg for a cartoon and I’ll post some soon.

These stories range from a jail supervisor busted for masturbating to porn and getting fired for it, to the Chinese Government busting pornmeisters over there who were raking in stupid amounts of cash running just a few porn sites.

It’s freakin’ hilarious how people react to porn and then let things like banks go under and mortgages collapse. Never mind the end of the world as we know it, gotta get rid of that porn!

Porn is EVIL! Just look at history! Porn has been behind every major disaster ever like WWI and WWII and Ghengis Khan and Napoleon and…

Wait, they didn’t have porn back in those days! Maybe if they had more porn then they wouldn’t have torn so much ass.

So let’s not blame porn for rape and pillaging and global genocide. I’m quite sure psychopaths like Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin didn’t have memberships to Hustler.com or Playboy.com.