SURFING FOR PORN AT WORK IS STILL POPULAR…D’oh!

SURFING FOR PORN AT WORK STILL POPULAR

Here’s a story about porn that is definitely funny. Just think about when you call the office to find out something and the person on the other end is surfing the web for BIG WET ASSES or BIG TIT LACTATING BABES.

You’re standing there waiting for shit to get done and there’s a guy at the office or at the plumber’s or as has been recently discolsed about our own federal government workers, they’re surfing porn!

We’re in a global depression and massive oil spill, Earth is in fucking danger and people aren’t manning their posts but instead are watching people do the nasty!

Now you know why aliens won’t land on the White House Lawn.

Posted under FUNNY PORN, NEWS, POLITICS

This post was written by PIF on May 29, 2010

FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOHN EDWARDS’ SEX TAPE

FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOHN EDWARDS’ SEX TAPE FOUND

Just when you think porn couldn’t get funnier, news arrives that former presidential candidate John Edwards and his mistress Rielle Hunter made a sex video tape while she was pregnant. The video fell into the hands of his aide, former Atlanta mayor, Andrew Young and now the story has broken in a new book.

You just can’t make this shit up can you?

Posted under ADULT VIDEO GAMES, CELEBRITIES, NEWS, POLITICS

This post was written by PIF on January 28, 2010

Lightning Strike Brings Lincoln Memorial To Life…Hillary Clinton Saves The Day

Lincoln Memorial Comes To Life After Lightning Strike!

This is a funny news story about the Lincoln Memorial coming to life after it got struck by lightning today. Hillary Clinton’s quick thinking saved the day and scores of fleeing tourists.

Click here to read the story.

Posted under CELEBRITIES, Humor and Jokes, NEWS, POLITICS

This post was written by PIF on October 13, 2009

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The latest funniest porn stuff

There are some news stories that just beg for a cartoon and I’ll post some soon.

These stories range from a jail supervisor busted for masturbating to porn and getting fired for it, to the Chinese Government busting pornmeisters over there who were raking in stupid amounts of cash running just a few porn sites.

It’s freakin’ hilarious how people react to porn and then let things like banks go under and mortgages collapse. Never mind the end of the world as we know it, gotta get rid of that porn!

Porn is EVIL! Just look at history! Porn has been behind every major disaster ever like WWI and WWII and Ghengis Khan and Napoleon and…

Wait, they didn’t have porn back in those days! Maybe if they had more porn then they wouldn’t have torn so much ass.

So let’s not blame porn for rape and pillaging and global genocide. I’m quite sure psychopaths like Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin didn’t have memberships to Hustler.com or Playboy.com.

Posted under Comedians, Comediennes, FUNNY PORN, FUNNY SEX, Humor and Jokes, NEWS, POLITICS, Porn Is Funny Dirty Jokes Adult Cartoons Adult Humor

This post was written by PIF on August 15, 2009