PORN IS FUNNY! Historical look at porn

If things aren’t bad enough, the press is all over actor Charlie Sheen.

The dude told them he had gotten off drugs and then in a double drug test proved it. So what he had been partying and enjoying his hard earned money with hot porn star women from his #1 sitcom on television.

He’s making CBS tons of money, putting food on the table, roofs over heads, and clothes on the backs of millions of people worldwide and the media just won’t leave Charlie Sheen alone!

He’s got the right to talk as much shit as he wants to. He earned it. He’s been a hard working actor for decades now and has had major blockbuster movies and top rated tv shows so what the heck is the problem?

The problem is he speaks his mind and to heck with everybody else. That’s what we need more of, celebrities who know how to raise some hell now and then like they did in the old days when real he-men made movies.

So again, leave Charlie Sheen alone!

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FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOHN EDWARDS’ SEX TAPE FOUND

Just when you think porn couldn’t get funnier, news arrives that former presidential candidate John Edwards and his mistress Rielle Hunter made a sex video tape while she was pregnant. The video fell into the hands of his aide, former Atlanta mayor, Andrew Young and now the story has broken in a new book.

You just can’t make this shit up can you?

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There are some news stories that just beg for a cartoon and I’ll post some soon.

These stories range from a jail supervisor busted for masturbating to porn and getting fired for it, to the Chinese Government busting pornmeisters over there who were raking in stupid amounts of cash running just a few porn sites.

It’s freakin’ hilarious how people react to porn and then let things like banks go under and mortgages collapse. Never mind the end of the world as we know it, gotta get rid of that porn!

Porn is EVIL! Just look at history! Porn has been behind every major disaster ever like WWI and WWII and Ghengis Khan and Napoleon and…

Wait, they didn’t have porn back in those days! Maybe if they had more porn then they wouldn’t have torn so much ass.

So let’s not blame porn for rape and pillaging and global genocide. I’m quite sure psychopaths like Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin didn’t have memberships to Hustler.com or Playboy.com.

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